A phrase that chilled spines and ruined afternoons. Wait Til Your Father Gets Home—the original psychological thriller.

🧠 Long Description:
You didn’t know what you did, but you knew you did it.

Wait Til Your Father Gets Home isn’t just a shirt—it’s a flashback. The words that sent every Gen X and elder millennial kid into an existential spiral by 3:15 p.m. It's equal parts nostalgic and traumatizing, now printed boldly for laughs, therapy, or revenge.

Perfect for retro humor lovers, former latchkey kids, and anyone who survived the Cold War and cold stares at dinner.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US