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$29.95
Few words cut deeper with less effort. “Lame” was our go-to shutdown for everything from bad trends to bad vibes. No need to elaborate — just one word, maximum shade. This shirt delivers that glorious GenX apathy with vintage flair and modern comfort.
Why You’ll Love It:
Brutally honest, just like your teenage self
Clean design with peak 90s eye-roll energy
Soft enough for surviving lame situations in comfort
Perfect gift for retro rebels and sarcasm collectors
Say less. Seriously. Say lame.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Why You’ll Love It:
Brutally honest, just like your teenage self
Clean design with peak 90s eye-roll energy
Soft enough for surviving lame situations in comfort
Perfect gift for retro rebels and sarcasm collectors
Say less. Seriously. Say lame.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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Size:
Quantity:
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LAME t-shirt
$29.95
Few words cut deeper with less effort. “Lame” was our go-to shutdown for everything from bad trends to bad vibes. No need to elaborate — just one word, maximum shade. This shirt delivers that glorious GenX apathy with vintage flair and modern comfort.
Why You’ll Love It:
Brutally honest, just like your teenage self
Clean design with peak 90s eye-roll energy
Soft enough for surviving lame situations in comfort
Perfect gift for retro rebels and sarcasm collectors
Say less. Seriously. Say lame.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Why You’ll Love It:
Brutally honest, just like your teenage self
Clean design with peak 90s eye-roll energy
Soft enough for surviving lame situations in comfort
Perfect gift for retro rebels and sarcasm collectors
Say less. Seriously. Say lame.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart