Home alone with a house key and trust issues. Latchkey Kid is your badge of unsupervised honor.

No GPS. No cell phone. Just one key, one toaster oven, and an entire generation fending for itself until 6 p.m.

The Latchkey Kid shirt is a minimalist flex for those raised on reruns, Pop-Tarts, and the phrase “Don’t answer the door.” It’s not just a label—it’s a lifestyle. This design pays homage to every solo after-school mission, every burned microwave burrito, and every life lesson learned from cartoons and chaos.

Perfect for Gen X, elder millennials, and anyone whose childhood smelled faintly of Capri Sun and mild neglect.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US