Another day, another failed assassination attempt. Tragic, really. But hey, at least you get to bless the world with your presence one more time. Perfect for those who run on caffeine, sarcasm, and an alarming amount of spite.

☕ Why You’ll Love It:
😈 Dark Humor Done Right – Because mornings should come with a dramatic monologue.
😂 Perfectly Passive-Aggressive – Just enough menace to keep people on their toes.
😎 Unapologetically You – Wear it like the warning label you definitely are.

Rise, shine, and continue to disappoint your enemies.
This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US