He is Risen Tshirt
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He Is Risen shirt featuring Godzilla as the resurrected king. Unholy levels of destruction, perfectly timed for Easter... or judgment day.
Behold the gospel according to chaos. Our He Is Risen shirt reimagines the resurrection in full kaiju glory—because nothing says divine comeback like Godzilla stomping his way out of the sea and straight into theological discomfort. Whether you're a monster movie fanatic, recovering Sunday school kid, or just love a good blasphemous visual gag, this tee is peak irreverence. It’s big. It’s bold. And it’s definitely not what your pastor meant by “second coming.”
📏 Size Chart
Small (S): Chest 34–36"
Medium (M): Chest 38–40"
Large (L): Chest 42–44"
XL (XL): Chest 46–48"
2XL (2X): Chest 50–52"
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Behold the gospel according to chaos. Our He Is Risen shirt reimagines the resurrection in full kaiju glory—because nothing says divine comeback like Godzilla stomping his way out of the sea and straight into theological discomfort. Whether you're a monster movie fanatic, recovering Sunday school kid, or just love a good blasphemous visual gag, this tee is peak irreverence. It’s big. It’s bold. And it’s definitely not what your pastor meant by “second coming.”
📏 Size Chart
Small (S): Chest 34–36"
Medium (M): Chest 38–40"
Large (L): Chest 42–44"
XL (XL): Chest 46–48"
2XL (2X): Chest 50–52"
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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