How can I trust you
$29.95
For the emotionally unavailable, the leash-averse, or just your average escape artist—this one hits home. “How can I trust you, when every time I untie you, you run?” is the love language of dog owners, dominants, and anyone who's been ghosted by a golden retriever. Equal parts sass and heartbreak, this shirt is perfect for anyone who's ever loosed the metaphorical leash and watched trust sprint off into traffic.
Why You’ll Love It:
For pet parents, people pleasers, and serial unleasher-believers
Soft enough to make you want to stay
Pairs well with side-eno and trust issues
Final Line:
Wear it as a warning… or a confession. Either way, it’s leash-ally funny.
Want a more pet-themed version? Or one aimed squarely at exes? I can tweak the angle.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Why You’ll Love It:
For pet parents, people pleasers, and serial unleasher-believers
Soft enough to make you want to stay
Pairs well with side-eno and trust issues
Final Line:
Wear it as a warning… or a confession. Either way, it’s leash-ally funny.
Want a more pet-themed version? Or one aimed squarely at exes? I can tweak the angle.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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