You Wouldn’t Like Me Off My HRT—because rage, sweat, and mood swings are the real superpowers. She-Hulk has nothing on hormone withdrawal.

Strong. Unpredictable. Rageful. Glowing... probably from a hot flash.

You Wouldn’t Like Me Off My HRT is for the midlife marvels who know that hormone replacement therapy isn’t vanity—it’s containment. Inspired by She-Hulk energy and fueled by science (and rage), this design is a bold warning to friends, family, and that one guy at the pharmacy who dared to comment.

Perfect for menopause warriors, mood-swing legends, or anyone who knows their true form is just one missed dose away.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US