GenX Forever T-Shirt – Aging Loudly, Stretching Reluctantly
You’re not old—you’re just seasoned, sore, and still cooler than anyone born after 1990. Wear it like the aging icon you are.

One day, you're invincible. The next, you make an involuntary noise just standing up. Relax—you’re not old, you just need to stretch. Or start yoga. Or accept your fate and start carrying butterscotch candies. Your call. Either way, this shirt’s for every GenX legend who’s still convinced 30 was last year.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Classic GenX sarcasm in comfy cotton form
• Perfect for midlife rebels and mall rats in recovery
• Soft, breathable, and ready for whatever your back throws at you
• Ideal for gifting, aging, or just emotionally limping through life

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US