Ah, the holidays: when calories don’t count and family trauma is served with a side of stuffing.

Our Just Here for the Pie shirt is the perfect armor for navigating awkward conversations, bad green bean casseroles, and that one relative who thinks “Facebook research” is science. Whether you're silently judging from the dessert table or openly avoiding the group chat, this shirt makes your priorities clear: dessert first, dignity second.

Great for Thanksgiving, Friendsgiving, or any emotionally loaded potluck.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US