Turkey, tension, and that one cousin’s Jell-O salad. It’s not a holiday—it’s a hostage situation with gravy.

Nothing says “holiday cheer” like an overcooked bird, undercooked opinions, and way too many side dishes nobody asked for.

Our Traditional Christmas Dinner shirt captures the chaotic beauty of the classic holiday meal. Whether you’re here for the stuffing or just emotionally preparing to explain your life choices over mashed potatoes, this tee delivers the perfect mix of sarcasm and seasonal spirit.

Ideal for family gatherings, Friendsgivings-that-turned-Christmas, or anyone who believes cranberry sauce is just a fruit-based guilt offering.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US