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Sale Price:$24.95 Original Price:$29.95
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Yoga: come for the inner peace, stay for the glutes. Whether you're the one working it or the one watching it, this shirt knows exactly why you showed up—and it's not for the chanting. On women, it’s confidence. On men, it’s confession. Either way, namaslay.
Why You’ll Love It
🍑 Equal opportunity cheek appreciation
🧘 Soft enough for savasana, bold enough for side-eye
😏 Pairs well with downward dog and innuendo
💥 Works on mats, brunches, and awkward date nights
It's not pervy if it’s printed—just painfully honest.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Why You’ll Love It
🍑 Equal opportunity cheek appreciation
🧘 Soft enough for savasana, bold enough for side-eye
😏 Pairs well with downward dog and innuendo
💥 Works on mats, brunches, and awkward date nights
It's not pervy if it’s printed—just painfully honest.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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I'm here for the great Ass
Sale Price:$24.95 Original Price:$29.95
sale
Yoga: come for the inner peace, stay for the glutes. Whether you're the one working it or the one watching it, this shirt knows exactly why you showed up—and it's not for the chanting. On women, it’s confidence. On men, it’s confession. Either way, namaslay.
Why You’ll Love It
🍑 Equal opportunity cheek appreciation
🧘 Soft enough for savasana, bold enough for side-eye
😏 Pairs well with downward dog and innuendo
💥 Works on mats, brunches, and awkward date nights
It's not pervy if it’s printed—just painfully honest.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Why You’ll Love It
🍑 Equal opportunity cheek appreciation
🧘 Soft enough for savasana, bold enough for side-eye
😏 Pairs well with downward dog and innuendo
💥 Works on mats, brunches, and awkward date nights
It's not pervy if it’s printed—just painfully honest.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart