Just Rub Some Dirt on It Shirt – Tough Love Tee for the Emotionally Weathered

From the school of “You’ll Live” comes this timeless piece of questionable medical advice, now available in wearable form. Whether you’re raising the next generation with your own brand of GenX indifference or just channeling childhood trauma with style, this shirt slaps harder than a cold compress made of sarcasm.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Vintage bold-text design that screams "suck it up, buttercup"
• Super soft cotton – gentler than your upbringing
• Great for gym days, parenting fails, or unsolicited advice hour
• Ideal gift for dads, coaches, or anyone emotionally raised by gravel

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.

Product features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity and shape retention
- Twill tape shoulder tape for stability
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem for durability
- Made from 100% cotton for a strong and smooth fabric
- Semi-fitted and tear away label for comfort and versatility

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean