Sticks and Stones Shirt – GenX Clapback Armor for the Verbally Vicious

Welcome to the Thunderdome, where GenX reigns undefeated. While the youth craft digital takedowns, we’ve got verbal nunchucks sharpened by trauma and dial-up. This shirt is for those who remember when insults were a contact sport and “walk it off” was medical advice.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Battle-worn attitude in bold retro style
• Soft, breathable cotton – because our sarcasm isn’t the only thing that’s dry
• Built for debates, disengagement, or your next eye-roll workout
• Ultimate GenX flex: emotionally bulletproof and fashionably fed up

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity and shape retention
- Twill tape shoulder tape for stability
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem for durability
- Made from 100% cotton for a strong and smooth fabric
- Semi-fitted and tear away label for comfort and versatility

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean