Whatever Shirt – GenX Eye-Roll Vee for Maximum Apathy

The original side-eye. The prequel to “meh.” This Whatever shirt delivers peak GenX sarcasm with a look that says, “I’m over it, and I probably never cared to begin with.” Whether you’re ghosting group chats or dodging responsibility with flair, this tee is your passive-aggressive armor.

Because nothing screams rebellion like doing the bare minimum—with style.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Classic GenX phrase in bold retro style
• Soft, flattering cotton blend that doesn’t try too hard (just like you)
• Great for dodging tasks, comments, or your ex
• Pairs perfectly with lip gloss and disdain

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar with seam for elasticity and shape retention
- Twill tape shoulder tape for stability
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hem for durability
- Made from 100% cotton for a strong and smooth fabric
- Semi-fitted and tear away label for comfort and versatility

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean