KB Toys is officially mission complete, and this design gives it the 21-gun salute it never asked for—but totally deserved. From the solemn tombstone to the toy soldier’s hat peeking out of the grave like it got buried mid-shift, every detail is cartoon gold. Seven vintage rifles blast puffs of color into the sky in honor of the chaos, the clearance bins, and that one aisle that smelled like rubber and regret.

Why You’ll Love It:

Clean lines, bold contrast, and colors that pop harder than a discount yo-yo

Designed in a flash tattoo-meets-obituary style (because we’re dramatic like that)

Great for Gen Xers, retail therapy survivors, and anyone still mourning the death of brick-and-mortar joy

Black background makes it wearable grief—elevated

The perfect farewell for a toy store that went down swinging… and probably throwing a BOGO sale.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US