Not Crying
$29.95
It’s not a breakdown—it’s a blink with purpose. For anyone holding it together with caffeine, sarcasm, and sheer willpower, this design delivers quiet chaos with a side of eyeliner smudge. Slight anime vibes, maximum emotional suppression.
Why You’ll Love It
• For the mascara warriors and meltdown deniers
• Soft enough to sob in, structured enough to deny it
• Gives “strong, silent type” a whole new level of unstable
• Subtle anime-style that says, “no, I have feelings. No, you can’t see them.”
Wear it when life pokes your eyeball, and you blink like it insulted your ancestors.
Tags: sad but hot, emotionally exhausted, introvert style, GenX humor, quiet chaos, anime aesthetic, dark humor, burnout fashion, relatable wear, crying denial
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Why You’ll Love It
• For the mascara warriors and meltdown deniers
• Soft enough to sob in, structured enough to deny it
• Gives “strong, silent type” a whole new level of unstable
• Subtle anime-style that says, “no, I have feelings. No, you can’t see them.”
Wear it when life pokes your eyeball, and you blink like it insulted your ancestors.
Tags: sad but hot, emotionally exhausted, introvert style, GenX humor, quiet chaos, anime aesthetic, dark humor, burnout fashion, relatable wear, crying denial
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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