Some people journal. Some people scream into pillows. You contort your rage into a warrior pose and pray the mat holds back the madness. This design is for the barely balanced—zen on the outside, chaos in a cute stretch pant.

Why You’ll Love It
🧘‍♀️ Namaste keeps the felonies away
🧠 Therapy’s expensive—this was cheaper
🔥 A little bit chill, a little bit criminal prevention
🧵 So comfy, even your temper will soften

Because without yoga, someone would be calling the cops.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US