Success Is Subjective (Especially in 3D) shirt for anyone who gave up solving the cube and called it “modern art.”

Real talk: life isn’t a color-coded cube you can just “solve.” It’s messy. It’s twisted. And sometimes your Rubik’s Cube looks like it lost a bar fight—but hey, you tried. This Success Is Subjective (Especially in 3D) shirt turns that jumbled logic puzzle into a snarky metaphor for existence. Whether you nailed one side and called it a win, or peeled off the stickers and claimed victory, this tee has your back. It’s for thinkers, quitters, overachievers, and creative cheaters alike. Because honestly? Who’s judging?

📏 Size Chart
Small (S): Chest 34–36"
Medium (M): Chest 38–40"
Large (L): Chest 42–44"
XL (XL): Chest 46–48"
2XL (2X): Chest 50–52"

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US