The Sacred Whisker Shirt
from $29.95
Bow before the floof. This Sacrid Whisker shirt was made for those who worship at the altar of the litter box.
Forget burning sage—this cult smells like tuna and consequences. The Sacrid Whisker is not a religion, it’s a revelation. Every flick of the tail is prophecy. Every hairball is a message. And every nap is sacred. If you’ve ever been chosen (or violently ignored) by a cat, this shirt is your sign. Wear it proudly and prepare to be judged—lovingly, from a distance.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Reverent snark for serious cat people
• Soft fabric, approved for spontaneous lap naps
• Ideal for spiritual weirdos, feline fanatics, and those who serve the Whiskered One
• Looks great with candles, chaos, and cat fur
Kneel. Or don’t. They’ll sit on your keyboard either way.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Forget burning sage—this cult smells like tuna and consequences. The Sacrid Whisker is not a religion, it’s a revelation. Every flick of the tail is prophecy. Every hairball is a message. And every nap is sacred. If you’ve ever been chosen (or violently ignored) by a cat, this shirt is your sign. Wear it proudly and prepare to be judged—lovingly, from a distance.
Why You’ll Love It:
• Reverent snark for serious cat people
• Soft fabric, approved for spontaneous lap naps
• Ideal for spiritual weirdos, feline fanatics, and those who serve the Whiskered One
• Looks great with candles, chaos, and cat fur
Kneel. Or don’t. They’ll sit on your keyboard either way.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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