You’re not lazy. You’re just conserving energy for a life that deserves you.
This shirt captures the vibe of being fully charged and entirely unwilling to participate.

Why You’ll Love It:

Slacker-chic for the chronically caffeinated

Lounge-friendly, nap-approved comfort

Looks great while ignoring your to-do list

Matches any energy level… as long as it’s low

For those who run on coffee and excuses.

Tags: overcaffeinated, sarcastic shirts, tired humor, tabby cat, low effort, GenX snark, coffee burnout

Say the word and I’ll queue up the next reluctant feline.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US