This cat isn’t tired — it’s transcending.
Dramatically draped like a burnt-out opera singer, it clutches its mug like the last shred of hope in a world full of “we need this by EOD.”

Why You’ll Love It:

Bold, sarcastic design for maximum emotional accuracy

Pairs perfectly with dead eyes and hot coffee

Soft, comfy, and suitable for dramatic exits

Works for Monday meetings and silent breakdowns in Target parking lots

Finish your look with caffeine and a total lack of patience.

Tags: caffeine, tired humor, black cat, burnout, undercaffeinated, snarky shirts, GenX vibes
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US