Who Hurt You?
Probably everyone. But at least you look good now.

This design cuts through the small talk and dives straight into the trauma—because why pretend you’re okay when sarcasm is cheaper than therapy? Whether you're wearing this to brunch, therapy, or your next passive-aggressive family gathering, it’s the perfect emotional armor.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Soft fabric for your emotionally damaged soul
• Unisex fit to suit all flavors of dysfunction
• Loud enough to be heard by your ex's therapist
• Makes a great gift for anyone who answers “I’m fine” with a laugh-snort

Worn by the emotionally unavailable and those who made them that way. Don’t worry, we’re not judging. (We are.)


• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US