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$29.95
This “Wicked” shirt brings the icy cool of GenX sarcasm with old-school attitude and zero apologies
Wicked.
One word. A whole GenX mood. Whether you’re serving sarcasm, style, or just trying to survive another Monday without committing arson, this one’s got your back.
This tee doesn’t explain itself—it doesn’t need to. It’s not trying to go viral, it’s just wicked, and if you know, you know.
Why You’ll Love It:
Pure retro slang—served straight from the GenX vault
Minimalist, bold text with major throwback attitude
Ultra-soft fabric that feels like your favorite mixtape sounds
Unisex sizing for all your grown-but-not-old moods
Perfect for rebels, relapsing mall goths, and anyone who still says “cool beans” unironically.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Wicked.
One word. A whole GenX mood. Whether you’re serving sarcasm, style, or just trying to survive another Monday without committing arson, this one’s got your back.
This tee doesn’t explain itself—it doesn’t need to. It’s not trying to go viral, it’s just wicked, and if you know, you know.
Why You’ll Love It:
Pure retro slang—served straight from the GenX vault
Minimalist, bold text with major throwback attitude
Ultra-soft fabric that feels like your favorite mixtape sounds
Unisex sizing for all your grown-but-not-old moods
Perfect for rebels, relapsing mall goths, and anyone who still says “cool beans” unironically.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart
Wicked
$29.95
This “Wicked” shirt brings the icy cool of GenX sarcasm with old-school attitude and zero apologies
Wicked.
One word. A whole GenX mood. Whether you’re serving sarcasm, style, or just trying to survive another Monday without committing arson, this one’s got your back.
This tee doesn’t explain itself—it doesn’t need to. It’s not trying to go viral, it’s just wicked, and if you know, you know.
Why You’ll Love It:
Pure retro slang—served straight from the GenX vault
Minimalist, bold text with major throwback attitude
Ultra-soft fabric that feels like your favorite mixtape sounds
Unisex sizing for all your grown-but-not-old moods
Perfect for rebels, relapsing mall goths, and anyone who still says “cool beans” unironically.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Wicked.
One word. A whole GenX mood. Whether you’re serving sarcasm, style, or just trying to survive another Monday without committing arson, this one’s got your back.
This tee doesn’t explain itself—it doesn’t need to. It’s not trying to go viral, it’s just wicked, and if you know, you know.
Why You’ll Love It:
Pure retro slang—served straight from the GenX vault
Minimalist, bold text with major throwback attitude
Ultra-soft fabric that feels like your favorite mixtape sounds
Unisex sizing for all your grown-but-not-old moods
Perfect for rebels, relapsing mall goths, and anyone who still says “cool beans” unironically.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polnoter)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart