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from $29.95
EPIC. Just Like We Were Promised in the '80s.
Bold font. Outer space. A spaceship that probably runs on Mountain Dew and disappointment. This GenX lingo shirt is proof we didn’t peak in high school—we just got better at sarcasm and surviving asteroid fields (a.k.a. life). Beam one up for yourself or a fellow relic of the golden era.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Bold font. Outer space. A spaceship that probably runs on Mountain Dew and disappointment. This GenX lingo shirt is proof we didn’t peak in high school—we just got better at sarcasm and surviving asteroid fields (a.k.a. life). Beam one up for yourself or a fellow relic of the golden era.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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EPIC
from $29.95
EPIC. Just Like We Were Promised in the '80s.
Bold font. Outer space. A spaceship that probably runs on Mountain Dew and disappointment. This GenX lingo shirt is proof we didn’t peak in high school—we just got better at sarcasm and surviving asteroid fields (a.k.a. life). Beam one up for yourself or a fellow relic of the golden era.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Bold font. Outer space. A spaceship that probably runs on Mountain Dew and disappointment. This GenX lingo shirt is proof we didn’t peak in high school—we just got better at sarcasm and surviving asteroid fields (a.k.a. life). Beam one up for yourself or a fellow relic of the golden era.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Color:
Size:
Quantity:
Add To Cart