Xenomorph promise Unisex t-shirt
from $29.95
Love you so much... it hurts. Like, literally explodes out of my chest hurts. Romance has never been so messy.
Because nothing says I’m yours like internal detonation.
This Male Alien Valentine shirt features a graphic of our favorite bug-eyed biomechanical heartthrob mid-burst with the phrase “My Heart Explodes for You.” Whether you're a fan of sci-fi horror, dark humor, or unsettling levels of affection, this shirt is your perfect love letter in blood and guts.
Ideal for horror couples, Valentine's Day rebels, or anyone who thinks Cupid should carry a facehugger.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Because nothing says I’m yours like internal detonation.
This Male Alien Valentine shirt features a graphic of our favorite bug-eyed biomechanical heartthrob mid-burst with the phrase “My Heart Explodes for You.” Whether you're a fan of sci-fi horror, dark humor, or unsettling levels of affection, this shirt is your perfect love letter in blood and guts.
Ideal for horror couples, Valentine's Day rebels, or anyone who thinks Cupid should carry a facehugger.
📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
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