Alien Invasion Shirt

Three UFOs beam up cows in this alien abduction tee—no text, just full conspiracy-core energy. A must-have for sci-fi fans and rural weirdos.

Long Description:
Finally, a shirt that answers the question: Where did Bessie go?

This graphic-only design drops you straight into a late-night farm scene where three classic flying saucers are mid-cow-napping. No text. No commentary. Just pure alien chaos, straight out of a 1950s sci-fi fever dream. The design is clean, bold, and darkly funny in that “they’re definitely watching us” kind of way.

Whether you’re a true believer, a casual abductee sympathizer, or just someone who thinks cows deserve better than this, this shirt lets you say it all without saying a word. It’s giving Area 51 energy with a side of dairy-based existential crisis.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit soft enough to wear during your next probing... I mean probing questions. Lightweight and breathable, perfect for late-night stakeouts or “just in case” skyward glances.

Design Details:
Graphic-only scene featuring three UFOs abducting cows from a field—classic saucers, tractor beams, and some very concerned livestock. Zero text, maximum conspiracy-core aesthetic.

Who It’s For:
Alien enthusiasts, cryptid collectors, sci-fi fans, rural weirdos, and anyone who has yelled, “I knew it!” at a blurry light in the sky.

Where to Wear:
Crop circles, farmer’s markets, Comic-Con, midnight gas station runs, or anywhere your tinfoil hat might clash with your other outfits.

Size Chart:
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches)
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31–34
S | 28 | 18 | 34–37
M | 29 | 20 | 38–41
L | 30 | 22 | 42–45
XL | 31 | 24 | 46–49
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50–53
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54–57
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58–61

Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

EU Legal Compliance (GPSR):
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com or write to:
5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX, USA
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus

Google Product Info (Comma-Separated):
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex sizing, Material: soft cotton blend, Production: printed in the USA, Fabric weight: lightweight and breathable, Design: graphic-only UFO cow abduction shirt for alien enthusiasts, Design location: front print, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops