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Aliens Will Save Me Shirt
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Funny alien shirt with retro UFO beaming down the phrase “Come with me if you want to live.” Perfect for sci-fi fans, skeptics, and believers alike.
Long Snarky Description
Forget politicians, billionaires, or doomsday preppers—the real rescue plan is outer space. This “Aliens Will Save Me” shirt beams down intergalactic snark with a neon flying saucer, peace-sign alien, and the ultimate mashup of sci-fi movie quote meets cosmic optimism. It’s equal parts retro arcade cabinet, conspiracy-theory chic, and end-of-the-world sarcasm. Whether you’re waiting for abduction or just dodging human interaction, this tee says it all: salvation comes with big eyes, little green fingers, and way better tech.
Fit & Feel
Soft and breathable unisex cotton blend, perfect for stargazing or avoiding humanity. True to size with enough stretch to keep you comfortable while waiting for your interstellar Uber.
Design Details
Retro pink UFO with a peace-sign alien beaming down the bold text: “Come with me if you want to live.” Printed with high-quality eco-friendly inks that won’t fade—unlike Earth’s chances.
Who It’s For
Sci-fi nerds, alien enthusiasts, conspiracy dabblers, retro gamers, UFO-watch party hosts, and anyone who thinks abduction beats another Monday Zoom meeting.
Where to Wear
Comic cons, alien festivals, drive-in movie nights, storming Area 51, road trips through Nevada, or just awkward family dinners when you need an exit plan.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk for less interdimensional shrinkage
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Made to order with eco-friendly inks
Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Long Snarky Description
Forget politicians, billionaires, or doomsday preppers—the real rescue plan is outer space. This “Aliens Will Save Me” shirt beams down intergalactic snark with a neon flying saucer, peace-sign alien, and the ultimate mashup of sci-fi movie quote meets cosmic optimism. It’s equal parts retro arcade cabinet, conspiracy-theory chic, and end-of-the-world sarcasm. Whether you’re waiting for abduction or just dodging human interaction, this tee says it all: salvation comes with big eyes, little green fingers, and way better tech.
Fit & Feel
Soft and breathable unisex cotton blend, perfect for stargazing or avoiding humanity. True to size with enough stretch to keep you comfortable while waiting for your interstellar Uber.
Design Details
Retro pink UFO with a peace-sign alien beaming down the bold text: “Come with me if you want to live.” Printed with high-quality eco-friendly inks that won’t fade—unlike Earth’s chances.
Who It’s For
Sci-fi nerds, alien enthusiasts, conspiracy dabblers, retro gamers, UFO-watch party hosts, and anyone who thinks abduction beats another Monday Zoom meeting.
Where to Wear
Comic cons, alien festivals, drive-in movie nights, storming Area 51, road trips through Nevada, or just awkward family dinners when you need an exit plan.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk for less interdimensional shrinkage
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Made to order with eco-friendly inks
Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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Aliens Will Save Me Shirt
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