Baked All Year Christmas Cookie Shirt

Funny holiday Baked All Year Christmas Cookie Shirt for the perpetually baked — a gingerbread classic with snark and vintage style. Perfect Christmas gift tee for adults.

Forget “oh snap” — this gingerbread’s gone full existential. Our Baked All Year Christmas Cookie Shirt delivers vintage sticker-style nostalgia with that MindPop Threads edge: clean lines, deadpan humor, and just enough chaos to keep Grandma guessing.

Whether you’re celebrating the holidays or just surviving them, this one’s for the snack-enthusiast spirit inside us all. Soft cotton, vibrant print, and more baked than a December cookie tray.

Fit & Feel

Unisex fit: relaxed but structured (not your sad boxy tee)

Premium ring-spun cotton for soft comfort

Lightweight yet durable print — perfect for layering or gifting

True to size; size up for extra chill

Design Details

Retro sticker-style gingerbread man with lazy grin and smoke curl

Baked All Year” banner in mid-century lettering

Distressed cream background for a nostalgic print finish

Exclusive MindPop Threads original

Who It’s For

Anyone who:

Has seasonal burnout by mid-November

Appreciates a little stoner humor without the chaos

Wants a Christmas tee that won’t blend in with the herd

Where to Wear

Holiday parties (ironically or sincerely — your call)

Christmas movie marathons

Couch. Snacks. Repeat.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches) XS 27 16 ½ 31-34 S 28 18 34-37 M 29 20 38-41 L 30 22 42-45 XL 31 24 46-49 2XL 32 26 50-53 3XL 33 28 54-57 4XL 34 30 58-61 5XL 35 31 62-65