Bat Preservation Nation Zip Up Hoodie

Join the Bat Preservation Nation with this zip up hoodie—perfect for late nights, vampire vibes, and anyone who knows not to mess with winged things.

Long Snarky Description
Some people save the whales. You? You’re out here making sure bats keep flying—and vampires keep chilling. The Bat Preservation Nation zip-up hoodie is more than cozy; it’s your official membership card to the winged resistance. With its sharp slogan—“Don’t Piss Off the Vampires”—it’s part conservation, part cult, and fully wearable rebellion. Whether you’re defending the night sky or just defending your right to wear black year-round, this hoodie’s got your back (literally).

Zip it up when the chill hits, or leave it open to let the world know you’re team nocturnal. Either way, the bats approve—and trust me, you want them on your side.

Fit & Feel

Unisex fit, soft cotton/poly fleece blend

Cozy hood with adjustable drawstrings

Full zip front—easy on, easy off, no bat sonar required

Perfect balance of warmth and breathability for night flights or coffee runs

Design Details

Bold “Bat Preservation Nation” print across the chest

Tagline: “Don’t Piss Off the Vampires” (fair warning, really)

Available in dark, brooding colors—because bats don’t do pastels

Durable print that holds up through rituals, raves, and endless laundry cycles

Who It’s For

Bat lovers and night dwellers

Vampire fans and cryptid collectors

Conservationists with a wicked sense of humor

Anyone who prefers moonlight to sunshine

Where to Wear

Evening walks and late-night adventures

Halloween parties (or every day, let’s be real)

Bat-watching outings, cryptid conventions, or your favorite dive bar

Anywhere you want people to know you’re aligned with the creatures of the night

Size Chart (Unisex XS–5XL)
XS | 19 | 26
S | 20 | 27
M | 22 | 28
L | 24 | 29
XL | 26 | 30
2XL | 27 | 31
3XL | 28 | 32
4XL | 29 | 33
5XL | 30 | 34

(Width = pit to pit. Length = shoulder to hem.)

Product Specs

50% cotton, 50% polyester fleece

Metal zipper with matching drawstring hood

Ribbed cuffs and waistband for shape retention

Split front pouch pockets for snacks or stakes

DTG printed with eco-friendly inks

Legal/GPSR Compliance
This hoodie is designed as novelty apparel. It is not protective gear, not intended for actual bat handling, vampire defense, or outdoor survival. Handle with humor, not stakes.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Customs declaration: yes

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead and flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, inc and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, Tx or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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