Breakdown Scheduled Shirt

Funny burnout shirt for anyone emotionally booked through the month. “Breakdown Scheduled” is your official planner panic uniform.

Long Description

Breakdown: scheduled.

Whether it’s penciled in between meetings or creeping up like a raccoon at 2 a.m., this tee says what your smile’s been suppressing. "Breakdown Scheduled" is made for the high-functioning disasters, calendar-crowded chaos queens, and anyone who runs on sarcasm, caffeine, and one remaining nerve.

This shirt is your warning label in soft cotton form—offering comfort while you slowly lose grip on your to-do list and sanity.

Fit & Feel

Soft unisex fit that hugs like a weighted blanket of denial. Breathable enough for panic attacks, petty errands, and socially acceptable crying.

Design Details

Minimalist bold typography with max-level emotional damage vibes. Looks like a calendar alert. Feels like a cry for help.

Who It’s For

Burnouts, emotional planners, corporate goblins, spiral pros, and anyone who’s always one meeting away from a lowercase meltdown.

Where to Wear

Therapy, brunch, work, school pickup lines, late-night CVS runs, or while updating your therapist via Google Doc.

Size Chart (Unisex)

Width = pit to pit; Length = shoulder to hem.

Product Specs

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors may contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal / GPSR Compliance (EU)

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure all products meet EU safety standards.
For product safety inquiries, contact: gpsr@sindenventures.com
Or write to:
5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX, USA
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus

Google Product Info (Comma-Separated)

Condition: new, Fit type: unisex sizing, Material: soft cotton blend, Production: printed in the USA, Fabric weight: lightweight and breathable, Design: burnout humor shirt with “Breakdown Scheduled” typography, Design location: front print, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: text only, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops