- Sku: 2874204_9552
Bulking Squirrel Shirt
$29.95
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ORIGINAL DESIGNS
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Bulking squirrel shirt with chunky woodland art and dark vintage lines. Funny tee for snack hoarders and animal lovers.
Meet the squirrel who has absolutely been preparing for winter… and maybe the apocalypse. Those cheeks aren’t fat — they’re strategic storage. This vintage ink-style illustration gives you full woodland drama with a punchline every Gen X brain secretly lives by: I’m not fat, I’m bulking.
Perfect for snack hoarders, chaos gremlins, and anyone who keeps emergency nuts in their purse “just in case.”
FIT & FEEL
Classic unisex fit
Soft, breathable fabric
Sharp vintage-style line art print
Great drape, easy to wear
DESIGN DETAILS
Hand-drawn sepia woodland squirrel illustration
“I’M NOT FAT, I’M BULKING” arched layout
Retro engraving-style shading
Perfect on black or earthy shirt tones
WHO IT’S FOR
Squirrel fans, forest nerds, animal people
Snack goblins and midnight munchers
Anyone who “bulks” year-round
Lovers of vintage-style graphic art
WHERE TO WEAR
Autumn fairs
Camping trips
Thanksgiving meals
Couch hibernation sessions
Anywhere snacks are nearby
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Meet the squirrel who has absolutely been preparing for winter… and maybe the apocalypse. Those cheeks aren’t fat — they’re strategic storage. This vintage ink-style illustration gives you full woodland drama with a punchline every Gen X brain secretly lives by: I’m not fat, I’m bulking.
Perfect for snack hoarders, chaos gremlins, and anyone who keeps emergency nuts in their purse “just in case.”
FIT & FEEL
Classic unisex fit
Soft, breathable fabric
Sharp vintage-style line art print
Great drape, easy to wear
DESIGN DETAILS
Hand-drawn sepia woodland squirrel illustration
“I’M NOT FAT, I’M BULKING” arched layout
Retro engraving-style shading
Perfect on black or earthy shirt tones
WHO IT’S FOR
Squirrel fans, forest nerds, animal people
Snack goblins and midnight munchers
Anyone who “bulks” year-round
Lovers of vintage-style graphic art
WHERE TO WEAR
Autumn fairs
Camping trips
Thanksgiving meals
Couch hibernation sessions
Anywhere snacks are nearby
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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Bulking Squirrel Shirt
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