California Buddhist Shirt

A funny California Buddhist shirt for modern mindfulness fans who meditate, stream podcasts, and enjoy spiritual humor with a side of sarcasm.

California Buddhist — because real enlightenment hits different when it comes with noise-canceling headphones, a sponsored ad break, and someone reminding you to “breathe… and follow for more wisdom.”

Enlightenment is cool, but enlightenment with Wi-Fi? Way better.

This California Buddhist shirt is made for the spiritual-but-slightly-ironic crowd. The ones who meditate to lo-fi beats, quote TikTok monks, and know that good vibes are best when streamed at 1.25x speed. Soft, retro-bright, and unmistakably West Coast, this tee is a whole mood — a very Californian, self-aware, turmeric-latte kind of mood.

⭐ Fit & Feel

• Classic unisex fit with a relaxed, easy shape

• Lightweight cotton that pairs perfectly with sarcasm, SPF 50, and oat-milk lattes

• Breathable fabric for sunny walks, mindfulness moments, and spiritual side-eye

• Great for yoga class, meditation playlists, or deep “what even is consciousness?” spirals

⭐ Design Details

• “California Buddhist: My Guru’s on a Podcast” slogan

• Retro typography with subtle West Coast energy

• Clean front print — no clip-art, no generic yoga-mom graphics

• Indie-made art you won’t find in big-box stores or influencer merch dumps

⭐ Who It’s For

• Mindfulness dabblers and full-time self-improvement addicts

• Yoga-studio regulars who silently judge foam-roller etiquette

• Meditation-app subscribers on their third free trial

• Spiritual explorers who like their enlightenment ethically sourced and algorithm-approved

• Gen X, Millennials, and anyone whose guru has a Patreon

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

SOLID COLORS: 100% cotton
HEATHERS do have a Poly-blend

Caring for your clothes is caring for the environment.

• Do not use bleach / whitener
• Do not dry clean