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California Buddhist My Guru’s on a Podcast Shirt

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California Buddhist — because real enlightenment comes with noise-canceling headphones and a sponsored ad break.

Enlightenment is cool. But enlightenment with Wi-Fi? Way better.

“California Buddhist: My Guru’s on a Podcast” is for the spiritual-but-slightly-ironic crowd. The ones who meditate to lo-fi beats, quote TikTok monks, and know good vibes are best when streamed.

This retro soft tee isn’t just a shirt — it’s a mood. A very Californian, slightly smug, definitely self-aware mood.

🪡 Fit & Feel

Classic unisex cut for a relaxed, easy fit.

Lightweight cotton that pairs perfectly with sarcasm and oat milk lattes.

Breathable fabric for sunny walks and spiritual side-eye moments.

Ideal for yoga class, podcast binges, or both at once.

📏 Size Chart
Size Chest (in) Length (in)
S 34–36 —
M 38–40 —
L 42–44 —
XL 46–48 —
2XL 50–52 —

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

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California Buddhist My Guru’s on a Podcast Shirt

High Quality

These shirts are soft AF. 100% cotton on most—like a hug from someone who respects your boundaries. Heather colors contain a bit of polyester, for when your shirt wants to multitask.

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Perfect Gift

It says “I care,” but with sarcasm. Which is the highest form of love, obviously.

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