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Canine Noctus – Zip-Up Hoodie Jacket

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Cult-style zip-up hoodie for dog lovers with a dark side. “Canine Noctus” design brings secret society vibes to your walkies. Night Dog

Not all who howl are lost. This hoodie marks your membership in a shadowy society of late-night barkers and full-moon fetchers. “Canine Noctus” isn’t just a name—it’s a vibe. Mysterious. Loyal. Slightly feral.

Midweight fleece keeps you warm without the swamp-sweat, while the zip-up front makes for easy layering when duty calls—whether it’s guarding the snacks or summoning the pack.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Midweight fleece—perfect for prowling after sunset
• Secret cult vibes, dog edition
• Soft inside, smooth outside—just like your favorite mutt
• Pairs well with conspiracy theories and tennis balls

Zip up. Stay weird. The night is ours.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit with cozy fleece lining—perfect for late-night walks, brooding in alleys, or summoning loyalty from the void.

Design Details:
A sleek, gothic-inspired dog howling under a crescent moon with occult accents. Subtle, shadowy, and full of loyal menace.

Who It’s For:
Night owls, cryptid dog lovers, familiars in disguise, and cult members who prefer collars to capes.

Where to Wear:
Witchy dog parks, secret rituals, midnight diners, or while standing ominously in doorways.


• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 20 singles
• Soft fleece fabric inside and outside
• Air-jet spun yarn for reduced piling
• Regular fit
• Metal zipper
• Front pouch pockets
• Unlined hood with color-matched drawcord
• Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs
• Safety Green: Compliant with ANSI/ISEA 107
• Blank products sourced from Honduras and El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 27 38 - 41 33 ½
M 28 42 - 45 34 ½
L 29 46 - 49 35 ½
XL 30 50 - 53 36 ½
2XL 31 54 - 57 37 ½
3XL 32 58 - 61 38 ½
4XL 33 62 - 65 39 ½
5XL 34 66 - 69 40 ½
  • Condition: New

  • Fit type: Unisex sizing

  • Material: Cotton blend fleece

  • Production: Printed in the USA

  • Fabric weight: Midweight warmth

  • Design: Gothic canine and moon graphic on zip-up hoodie

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Canine Noctus – Zip-Up Hoodie Jacket

High Quality

These shirts are soft AF. 100% cotton on most—like a hug from someone who respects your boundaries. Heather colors contain a bit of polyester, for when your shirt wants to multitask.

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