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Cat in Charge Witchary

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Retro witch cat shirt with vintage pin-up flair and snarky attitude. Soft cotton, unisex fit, and a bold graphic that proves the cat’s in charge.

Witchcraft 101: the cat runs the coven, you just scoop the litter. This “Witch, Please” shirt isn’t here to charm—it’s here to remind you who’s really in charge. Spoiler: it’s got fur, claws, and the ability to ignore you in any dimension.

Featuring retro pin-up style with a vintage witch aesthetic, this design delivers sass, superiority, and just enough broom-riding energy to keep you humble. Wear it for a laugh, for a spell, or just to broadcast that familiar-fueled power dynamic.

Cast shade. Cast spells. Let the cat do the rest.

Fit & Feel:
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend that holds its shape better than your last relationship. True to size with just enough stretch for spell-casting, doomscrolling, or avoiding eye contact with humans.

Design Details:
Front graphic featuring bold “Witch, Please” typography with vintage witch-and-cat energy. Printed using high-quality DTG inks that won’t fade faster than your patience with muggles.

Who It’s For:
Cat lovers, chaos witches, sarcastic spellcasters, and anyone who knows familiars outrank humans.

Where to Wear:
Halloween parties, book of shadows club meetings, pumpkin patch pilgrimages, or anytime you need to remind mortals who’s boss.

Size Guide (Unisex)
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Printed with eco-friendly, water-based inks

Legal / EU Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes

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Cat in Charge Witchary

High Quality

These shirts are soft AF. 100% cotton on most—like a hug from someone who respects your boundaries. Heather colors contain a bit of polyester, for when your shirt wants to multitask.

AFFORDABLE

Sales codes, monthly. Regret, optional. Join the VIP list (it’s free) and we’ll drop discount codes straight into your inbox. No secret handshake. No pyramid scheme. Just cheaper shirts and mild chaos.

Perfect Gift

It says “I care,” but with sarcasm. Which is the highest form of love, obviously.

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