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Christmas Stickman Survival Mode Shirt

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Product description

Stickman Survival Mode Christmas shirt for holiday chaos warriors—funny, relatable design for those barely hanging on.


Long Description:

Holiday stress? Activated.

This minimalist tee captures the chaotic spirit of the season—stickman style. One wrong move and it’s lights out (literally). Whether you’re fending off family drama, sugar crashes, or a tangled mess of last year’s lights, this shirt gets it.

Why You’ll Love It:
• Soft cotton comfort built for meltdowns, merriment, or both
• Unisex fit that flatters every holiday meltdown survivor
• A relatable design that says, “I’m festive, but barely functioning”
• Great gift for burnt-out parents, frazzled hosts, and anyone on their third cup of cocoa

It’s not a holiday. It’s a side quest from hell. Wear accordingly.


Fit & Feel

Fit & Feel:
Soft and breathable with a relaxed unisex cut—perfect for wrapping presents or unraveling emotionally.
Design Details:
Minimalist stickman graphic tangled in Christmas chaos. No text needed. The meltdown is implied.
Who It’s For:
Burnt-out holiday hosts, over-scheduled parents, introverts with gift fatigue, and anyone one jingle away from losing it.
Where to Wear:
Family dinners, chaotic gift exchanges, or your next panic-fueled grocery run.


Size Chart

Size Length (in) Width (in) Chest (in)
XS 27 16 ½ 31–34
S 28 18 34–37
M 29 20 38–41
L 30 22 42–45
XL 31 24 46–49
2XL 32 26 50–53
3XL 33 28 54–57
4XL 34 30 58–61
5XL 35 31 62–65

Product Specs

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Printed in the USA
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US


Legal & Compliance

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety–related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You can also write to us at:
5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus


Google Product Info (comma-separated)

Condition: new, Fit type: unisex sizing, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, DTG print, USA cotton, water based ink, Production: printed in the USA, Fabric weight: lightweight and breathable, Design: stickman tangled in holiday chaos, Design location: front print, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops

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Christmas Stickman Survival Mode Shirt

High Quality

These shirts are soft AF. 100% cotton on most—like a hug from someone who respects your boundaries. Heather colors contain a bit of polyester, for when your shirt wants to multitask.

AFFORDABLE

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Perfect Gift

It says “I care,” but with sarcasm. Which is the highest form of love, obviously.

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