Cool Beans Shirt

Cool beans. Because sometimes you just need to lean all the way into cheesy charm and 90s throwback slang. This shirt is designed for 90s kids, awkward pun lovers, and human beans who don’t take themselves too seriously.

Once upon a time, this shirt didn’t exist—and your closet was sad. Now it does. Coincidence? Nope. With its nostalgic vibe and lighthearted absurdity, the “Cool Beans” shirt lets you broadcast your personality without saying a word. Sure, you might be misunderstood, but at least you’ll be well-dressed while it happens.

Fit & Feel
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend with just the right amount of stretch. True to size and perfect for layering irony over your wardrobe.

Design Details
Front-printed “Cool Beans” graphic with clean typography. Printed using high-quality DTG inks that keep the joke fresh even after dozens of washes.

Who It’s For
90s nostalgia lovers, awkward pun fans, human beans with a sense of humor, and anyone who enjoys a good groan-worthy laugh.

Where to Wear
Casual Fridays, coffee runs, 90s throwback parties, or anywhere you’re willing to be the punchline.

📏 Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made to order

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes