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Cooties Shirt

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Product description

Remember when cooties were a bigger deal than taxes? This tee is your ticket back to playground days when boys and girls had an invisible line—and you sure as heck weren't crossing it.

Why You'll Love It:

Childhood Comfort: Soft, breathable cotton for maximum nostalgia.

Playground Approved: A fun, quirky design that brings back the laughs.

Unisex Fit: For anyone who survived the great cooties epidemic of the 80s and 90s.

Wear it like a badge of honor—because you're clearly immune now.

Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex tee with just the right amount of stretch—whether you’re hiking through doubt or hiding in plain sight. Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for non-believers and Bigfoot fans alike.


📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33
💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US• 

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: MindPop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes

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Cooties Shirt

High Quality

These shirts are soft AF. 100% cotton on most—like a hug from someone who respects your boundaries. Heather colors contain a bit of polyester, for when your shirt wants to multitask.

AFFORDABLE

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Perfect Gift

It says “I care,” but with sarcasm. Which is the highest form of love, obviously.

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