Deck the Halls Shirt

Funny Christmas burnout shirt with sarcastic holiday quote. Perfect for tired adults, introverts, and festive chaos survivors. Soft unisex fit, XS–5XL.

Long Description:
Let’s be real — “Deck the Halls” sounds cute until your electric bill hits different. Whether you’re dodging holiday drama or just trying to keep your sanity (and your lights) on, this shirt gets it.

Perfect for low-energy elves, gift-wrapped anxiety, and anyone who’s over it by December 1st. Rock it at awkward office parties, passive-aggressive family dinners, or while crying in the car to “All I Want for Christmas.”

Soft feel, zero pressure to be merry. For the broke, the burnt out, and the barely-hanging-on. Also acceptable attire for pretending you didn’t just regift that candle.

Fit & Feel:
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend that’s easy to wear from your couch to the company party (if you must). True to size with a relaxed fit that won’t judge your holiday survival tactics.

Design Details:
Printed sarcastic holiday quote that captures the exhausted spirit of the season. Crisp DTG print that stays sharp through all your December meltdowns.

Who It’s For:
Holiday introverts, festive chaos survivors, tired adults, sarcastic gift-givers, and anyone on a first-name basis with burnout.

Where to Wear:
Office parties you didn’t want to attend, passive-aggressive family dinners, Christmas shopping marathons, or anywhere you want to project “I’m fine” energy.

📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Legal / EU Compliance:
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Product Info:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, garment dyed (Comfort Colors only), DTG print, USA cotton, water based ink, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes