Don't Make It Weird Shirt

Not every moment calls for divine intervention—some just need you to chill. The “Don’t Make It Weird” shirt features a familiar face (yes, that one) laying down some holy boundaries. It’s the sacred-meets-sarcastic wardrobe upgrade for those who believe faith works best without the awkward vibes.

Perfect for the spiritually secure, sarcastically blessed, and anyone allergic to religious cringe, this design serves a messiah-grade message: Keep the faith. Drop the fanfare. Don’t make it weird.

Fit & Feel
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend with just the right stretch—heavenly comfort, no miracles required. True to size and designed for all-day wear, whether you’re praising, preaching, or politely excusing yourself from a theological debate.

Design Details
Printed front graphic of Jesus with divine side-eye, paired with bold “Don’t Make It Weird” text. High-quality DTG print that keeps the holy sarcasm intact wash after wash.

Who It’s For
Believers with humor, faith-friendly cynics, sarcastic Sunday school veterans, and anyone who likes their theology with a twist.

Where to Wear
Bible study, brunch, small group gatherings, coffee with the pastor, or anywhere people have a habit of making things… well… weird.

📏 Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made to order

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes