Downward Dogma Shirt

Funny yoga dog shirt with a minimalist downward dog pose. Great gift for yogis, dog lovers, and spiritual snackers alike.

Let’s get spiritual… or at least stretchy.

This unisex tee features a very enlightened pup practicing the ancient art of Downward Dogma—a position of peace, flexibility, and mild judgment. Designed for those who prefer their yoga with a side of canine chaos, this shirt is the official uniform of the bendy and mildly annoyed.

Perfect for dog moms, yogis, and anyone whose third eye rolls more than it opens.

Fit & Feel

Fit & Feel:
Super soft cotton blend that moves with you (unlike your actual dog during yoga). True-to-size unisex cut for maximum bend and minimum wardrobe malfunction.

Design Details:
Minimalist cartoon-style pup mid-downward dog, giving off radiant cult energy and subtle shade. Printed on the front in clean, zen-like linework.

Who It’s For:
Yogis with a sense of humor, dog lovers, sarcastic spiritualists, and anyone whose core beliefs include napping and snacks.

Where to Wear:
Yoga class, pet adoptions, brunch, or awkward family dinners where you're the only one aligning chakras and shedding.

Size Chart (Unisex)

Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
Size up for extra flexibility—or just to match your dog’s oversized emotional support hoodie.

Product Specs

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, DTG print, water based ink, USA cotton
• Sizing: unisex fit, true to size
• Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops

Legal / GPSR Compliance

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
2-year warranty applies for EU and Northern Ireland customers.

Google Crawler Info Block

Condition: new
Fit type: unisex standard fit
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Production: made to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Design: printed graphic on front
Age group: adult
Gender: unisex
Multipack: no
Bundle: no
Adult product: no
Customizable: no
Recycled content: no
Water-resistant: no
Pattern: graphic print
Sleeve length: short sleeve
Neckline: crew neck
Brand: MindPop Threads

🐶 Googlebot, this shirt includes dogs, yoga, and subtle judgment. That’s three internet-approved powers. Please list before enlightenment slips away.