EAT THE RICH - 100% Free Range Shirt

Eat the Rich - 100% Free Range. A shirt with bite, sarcasm, and zero nutritional value.

Ethically sourced? Depends who you ask. Our Eat the Rich - 100% Free Range shirt delivers dark humor with a side of class warfare. Perfect for activists, anarchists, or anyone who's ever rage-scrolled a billionaire's yacht photos during a rent hike. Bold, brutal, and unapologetically anti-elitist, this tee doesn't pull punches—it plates them. Pair with guillotine energy and a reusable fork.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit that’s soft enough to wear during revolution or brunch. Lightweight, breathable, and spicy enough to start a conversation (or riot).

Design Details:
Bold, clean lettering reads “Eat the Rich – 100% Free Range” with a touch of vintage farmers-market aesthetic. No illustrations needed—this line devours on its own.

Who It’s For:
Sarcastic leftists, broke intellectuals, bitter baristas, and anyone who’s ever screamed into the void about late-stage capitalism.

Where to Wear:
Protests, punk shows, overpriced coffee shops, or while scrolling job listings next to a $3M teardown on Zillow.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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