EAT THE RICH - best served cold Shirt

Edgy anti-elitist shirt with a sharp bite—Eat the Rich, best served cold and worn with a smirk.

They say revenge is a dish best served cold—but this shirt skips straight to the main course. Eat the Rich isn't just a slogan—it's a lifestyle, a dinner plan, and a fashion statement with teeth. Whether you're raging against inequality, tired of trickle-down nonsense, or just in it for the snark, this design is here to stir the pot.

Perfect for protests, passive-aggressive dinners, or just loudly existing in late-stage capitalism. Served on a soft, breathable shirt that pairs well with generational resentment and ethically sourced side-eyes.

Feast responsibly.

Fit & Feel:
Unisex fit sharp enough to cut tension at brunch. Soft, breathable, and ideal for casual insurrection or ironic dinner parties.

Design Details:
Clean, assertive text: “Eat the Rich” in bold, with “Best Served Cold” tucked underneath like a knowing smirk. No frills—just fury, wit, and the energy of someone who reads Marx and memes.

Who It’s For:
Modern-day Marie Antoinette critics, sarcastic class warriors, and anyone who thinks guillotines make better decor than yachts.

Where to Wear:
Protests, tax season, overpriced art galleries, or anywhere a billionaire might accidentally see you and feel mildly unsafe.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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