EAT THE RICH - Heritage Blend Shirt

This “EAT THE RICH” shirt serves vintage flavor with revolutionary spice. Heritage blend, small batch, zero added empathy.

Artisan rage, now in wearable form. Our EAT THE RICH Heritage Blend tee is served fresh with a side of class consciousness and a dash of sarcasm. Whether you’re protesting late-stage capitalism or just hungry for drama, this design pairs best with generational resentment and black coffee.

Styled like a premium food label but spiked with rebellion, it’s part protest, part punchline, and 100% not gluten-free. Ideal for brunch with anarchists or casual insurrection.

Why You’ll Love It:
– Features vintage “Heritage Blend” style with bold, sarcastic message
– Printed on soft, high-quality fabric for comfort during the revolution
– Small batch attitude for the 1% problem
– Makes the perfect gift for your favorite activist or anti-capitalist foodie

Slogan may be spicy, but we promise the shirt’s soft.

Fit & Feel:

Unisex fit that’s soft enough for revolution naps, durable enough for late-stage capitalism. Lightweight, breathable, and tailored for tactical snacking.

Design Details:

Classic-style serif font with a heritage label twist reading “EAT THE RICH.” Looks like a high-end pantry label... until you read it. Perfect for political snackers with taste.

Who It’s For:

Anti-elitists, satirical leftists, protest-ready punks, and anyone who wants their graphic tees to bite back.

Where to Wear:

Protests, indie bookstores, co-ops, overpriced coffee shops, or while glaring at a yacht from very far away.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years

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