Fairytale Office Shirt

“My Life Is Like a Fairytale” office shirt with corporate dragon art. Perfect for burned-out workers, sarcastic coworkers, and spreadsheet survivors.

Once upon a time... you were full of hope. Now you're chained to a desk, your soul slowly devoured by spreadsheets, and your boss breathes fire if you even think about lunch.

This Fairytale Office Shirt captures the modern adult fairytale in all its glory: an overworked peasant, a corporate dragon overlord, and zero happy endings (until retirement).

Spoiler: it’s not the Disney kind.

Fit & Feel

• Soft and comfy enough for long commutes, team-building nightmares, and crying silently in shared workspaces
• Unisex cut—because burnout is inclusive
• Breathable cotton blend that won’t judge you for eating lunch at your desk again

• Design Details:
A sad desk drone shackled to his cubicle while a corporate dragon (complete with necktie) roars over his shoulder. Caption reads: “My Life Is Like a Fairytale.” Spoiler: it’s not the Disney kind.

• Who It’s For:
Tired office workers, sarcastic coworkers, dragon-slaying keyboard warriors, and anyone who's ever screamed internally during a Zoom call.

• Where to Wear:
Casual Fridays, Zoom meetings, HR interventions, or that one team-building event where Janet brought bean dip and shattered your last nerve.

Size Chart (Unisex)

Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem.
Size up if your job involves fire drills, literal or metaphorical.

Product Specs

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, DTG print, water based ink, USA cotton
• Sizing: unisex fit, true to size
• Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops

Legal / GPSR Compliance

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
2-year warranty applies for EU and Northern Ireland customers.

Google Crawler Info Block

Condition: new
Fit type: unisex standard fit
Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Production: made to order with direct-to-garment (DTG) printing
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Design: printed graphic on front
Age group: adult
Gender: unisex
Multipack: no
Bundle: no
Adult product: no
Customizable: no
Recycled content: no
Water-resistant: no
Pattern: graphic print
Sleeve length: short sleeve
Neckline: crew neck
Brand: MindPop Threads

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