Fan on Fire Shirt

When the fan is on full blast and you’re still sweating out your will to live—this shirt gets it. Featuring a crisp, wordless design of a classic desk fan engulfed in flames, it’s a wearable tribute to heatwaves, climate despair, and the futility of cheap cooling solutions.

No text. No punchline. Just a fan… failing spectacularly. Perfect for those days when you’re too hot to talk and too sweaty to care.

Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex fit perfect for slow-roasting indoors while pretending your fan isn’t crying for help. Lightweight and breathable enough to keep you functional(ish) through the next meltdown.

Design Details:
High-quality DTG print of a burning, melting desk fan—pure heatstroke energy without a single word.

Who It’s For:
Climate doomers, heatwave survivors, sweaty introverts, and anyone whose AC is more decorative than functional.

Where to Wear:
Everywhere it’s too hot to function: your office, public transit, outdoor weddings, or just around the house screaming internally.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs:

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes