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Finding Enlightenment Pending Shirt
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Finding Enlightenment Pending Shirt – a snarky twist on spiritual awakening meets consumer culture. Buddha’s in line, waiting for his Laboubou.
Long Snarky Description
Ah, enlightenment—the ultimate limited edition. This shirt captures Buddha patiently waiting in line at a toy store for his Laboubou doll, because apparently inner peace now comes with collectible accessories.
“Finding Enlightenment Pending” isn’t just a phrase—it’s a lifestyle. You’ve read the books, downloaded the mindfulness app, and still can’t stop doom-scrolling. Maybe what’s missing is this shirt, a wearable reminder that nirvana might just be out of stock until further notice.
Equal parts spiritual satire and modern-day truth bomb, this tee says what every calm-seeking chaos gremlin already knows: the path to inner peace is paved with impulse buys and mild existential dread.
Fit & Feel
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend that’s comfy enough for meditation, mall lines, or midlife crises.
True to size with just enough stretch to handle the weight of your spiritual baggage.
Design Details
Features a cartoon Buddha queued up for a Laboubou toy beneath the line: “Finding Enlightenment Pending.”
Printed with eco-friendly, high-quality DTG inks that won’t fade—unlike your resolve to quit online shopping.
Crew neck, short sleeves, and a classic MindPop Threads cut.
Who It’s For
Satirical souls, recovering perfectionists, spiritual skeptics, mindfulness dropouts, and anyone who’s ever wondered if nirvana ships Prime.
Where to Wear
Yoga class (ironically), meditation retreats, comic cons, or while scrolling through your cart of unpurchased self-help books.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs
100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Pre-shrunk fabric
Eco-friendly, water-based inks
Side-seamed construction
Printed graphic on front
Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Long Snarky Description
Ah, enlightenment—the ultimate limited edition. This shirt captures Buddha patiently waiting in line at a toy store for his Laboubou doll, because apparently inner peace now comes with collectible accessories.
“Finding Enlightenment Pending” isn’t just a phrase—it’s a lifestyle. You’ve read the books, downloaded the mindfulness app, and still can’t stop doom-scrolling. Maybe what’s missing is this shirt, a wearable reminder that nirvana might just be out of stock until further notice.
Equal parts spiritual satire and modern-day truth bomb, this tee says what every calm-seeking chaos gremlin already knows: the path to inner peace is paved with impulse buys and mild existential dread.
Fit & Feel
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend that’s comfy enough for meditation, mall lines, or midlife crises.
True to size with just enough stretch to handle the weight of your spiritual baggage.
Design Details
Features a cartoon Buddha queued up for a Laboubou toy beneath the line: “Finding Enlightenment Pending.”
Printed with eco-friendly, high-quality DTG inks that won’t fade—unlike your resolve to quit online shopping.
Crew neck, short sleeves, and a classic MindPop Threads cut.
Who It’s For
Satirical souls, recovering perfectionists, spiritual skeptics, mindfulness dropouts, and anyone who’s ever wondered if nirvana ships Prime.
Where to Wear
Yoga class (ironically), meditation retreats, comic cons, or while scrolling through your cart of unpurchased self-help books.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs
100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Pre-shrunk fabric
Eco-friendly, water-based inks
Side-seamed construction
Printed graphic on front
Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: yes, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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Finding Enlightenment Pending Shirt
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