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Fuck the Patriarchy

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ORIGINAL DESIGNS
We don’t do mass-produced nonsense. Every design is made in-house, with style, sarcasm, and probably too much caffeine.

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Product description

Vintage-inspired protest shirt with bold bomb graphic dropping on “Patriarchy.” Soft unisex cotton tee for rebels, feminists, and everyday fighters.

Long Snarky Description
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a tactical strike on outdated systems. Featuring a vintage-style bomb mid-drop onto the word Patriarchy, this retro protest graphic hits harder than your third cup of rage-fueled coffee. Bold, graphic, and unmistakably feminist, it’s perfect for rallies, casual rebellion, or silently judging the status quo at brunch.

This tee doesn’t whisper change—it drops it from altitude. Pair it with denim, boots, or your favorite protest sign and you’re set for anything from the picket line to the punchline. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remind the world that polite isn’t progress.

Fit & Feel
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend, built for comfort and endurance. True to size with just enough give for chanting, fist-raising, and unapologetic eye rolls.

Design Details
• Retro-inspired bomb graphic dropping on bold text: Patriarchy
• Flat 2D style with high-contrast impact, no extra words required
• Printed on the front with eco-friendly DTG inks that won’t fade, even if society tries to

Who It’s For
• Feminists who don’t do quiet resistance
• Protestors, marchers, and brunch debaters
• Anyone who believes outdated power structures look better in rubble
• The friend who already scares your uncle at Thanksgiving

Where to Wear
Marches, rallies, concerts, political debates, feminist book clubs, or just standing in line at Target looking like a revolution.

Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Unisex fit with crew neck and short sleeves
• DTG printed front graphic
• Preshrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
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You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: MindPop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65

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Fuck the Patriarchy

High Quality

These shirts are soft AF. 100% cotton on most—like a hug from someone who respects your boundaries. Heather colors contain a bit of polyester, for when your shirt wants to multitask.

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Perfect Gift

It says “I care,” but with sarcasm. Which is the highest form of love, obviously.

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