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Fuck the Patriarchy
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Vintage-inspired protest shirt with bold bomb graphic dropping on “Patriarchy.” Soft unisex cotton tee for rebels, feminists, and everyday fighters.
Long Snarky Description
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a tactical strike on outdated systems. Featuring a vintage-style bomb mid-drop onto the word Patriarchy, this retro protest graphic hits harder than your third cup of rage-fueled coffee. Bold, graphic, and unmistakably feminist, it’s perfect for rallies, casual rebellion, or silently judging the status quo at brunch.
This tee doesn’t whisper change—it drops it from altitude. Pair it with denim, boots, or your favorite protest sign and you’re set for anything from the picket line to the punchline. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remind the world that polite isn’t progress.
Fit & Feel
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend, built for comfort and endurance. True to size with just enough give for chanting, fist-raising, and unapologetic eye rolls.
Design Details
• Retro-inspired bomb graphic dropping on bold text: Patriarchy
• Flat 2D style with high-contrast impact, no extra words required
• Printed on the front with eco-friendly DTG inks that won’t fade, even if society tries to
Who It’s For
• Feminists who don’t do quiet resistance
• Protestors, marchers, and brunch debaters
• Anyone who believes outdated power structures look better in rubble
• The friend who already scares your uncle at Thanksgiving
Where to Wear
Marches, rallies, concerts, political debates, feminist book clubs, or just standing in line at Target looking like a revolution.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Unisex fit with crew neck and short sleeves
• DTG printed front graphic
• Preshrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: MindPop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Long Snarky Description
This isn’t just a shirt—it’s a tactical strike on outdated systems. Featuring a vintage-style bomb mid-drop onto the word Patriarchy, this retro protest graphic hits harder than your third cup of rage-fueled coffee. Bold, graphic, and unmistakably feminist, it’s perfect for rallies, casual rebellion, or silently judging the status quo at brunch.
This tee doesn’t whisper change—it drops it from altitude. Pair it with denim, boots, or your favorite protest sign and you’re set for anything from the picket line to the punchline. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and remind the world that polite isn’t progress.
Fit & Feel
Soft, breathable unisex cotton blend, built for comfort and endurance. True to size with just enough give for chanting, fist-raising, and unapologetic eye rolls.
Design Details
• Retro-inspired bomb graphic dropping on bold text: Patriarchy
• Flat 2D style with high-contrast impact, no extra words required
• Printed on the front with eco-friendly DTG inks that won’t fade, even if society tries to
Who It’s For
• Feminists who don’t do quiet resistance
• Protestors, marchers, and brunch debaters
• Anyone who believes outdated power structures look better in rubble
• The friend who already scares your uncle at Thanksgiving
Where to Wear
Marches, rallies, concerts, political debates, feminist book clubs, or just standing in line at Target looking like a revolution.
Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"
Product Specs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Unisex fit with crew neck and short sleeves
• DTG printed front graphic
• Preshrunk, side-seamed, shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), MindPop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com
.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: MindPop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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Fuck the Patriarchy
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