Fueled by Coffee and Regret Shirt

Fueled by coffee and regret. It’s not just a shirt—it’s a lifestyle. Perfect for burnt-out overachievers, caffeine addicts, and professional overthinkers who know the glow of a laptop at 2AM all too well.

Once upon a time, this shirt didn’t exist—and your closet was sad. Now it does. Coincidence? Nope. With its nostalgic vibe and espresso-powered honesty, this tee broadcasts your personality without requiring you to say a single word. Sure, you might be misunderstood, but at least you’ll be well-dressed.

Fit & Feel
Soft and breathable unisex cotton blend, true to size with just the right amount of stretch. Comfortable enough for crying in, structured enough to survive a Monday meeting.

Design Details
Bold front text reading “Fueled by Coffee and Regret,” printed with high-quality DTG inks that last longer than your last New Year’s resolution.

Who It’s For
Caffeine junkies, overthinkers, high-functioning insomniacs, and sarcastic go-getters running on espresso and poor decisions.

Where to Wear
Work, coffee runs, late-night deadlines, weekend errands, or any situation where caffeine is your emotional support beverage.

📏 Size Guide
XS: 27" length, 16 ½" width, chest 31–34"
S: 28" length, 18" width, chest 34–37"
M: 29" length, 20" width, chest 38–41"
L: 30" length, 22" width, chest 42–45"
XL: 31" length, 24" width, chest 46–49"
2XL: 32" length, 26" width, chest 50–53"
3XL: 33" length, 28" width, chest 54–57"
4XL: 34" length, 30" width, chest 58–61"
5XL: 35" length, 31" width, chest 62–65"

Product Specs
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Made to order

Legal / EU Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Mindpop Threads, Inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety-related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com.
You may also write to us at 5900 Balcones, Suite 100, Austin, TX or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

Google Info Block
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes