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Canine Code Cult Shirt

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Pledge allegiance to the paws. This Cult of the Canine Code shirt is for those who follow the bark, not the crowd.

Some follow the stars. Others follow the rules. But you? You follow the Code—the Canine Code. In this cult, loyalty isn't just a virtue, it's mandatory. Fetch is sacred. Naps are holy. And betrayal smells like catnip. Whether you're a golden believer or a mutt with a mission, this dog cult shirt marks you as one of the chosen.

Why You'll Love It:

Reverent design with just enough bite

Ideal for dog lovers with a spiritual sense of humor

Super soft cotton—approved by lapdogs and prophets alike

Wear it to your next ritual walk or barking meditation

Obey the bark. Uphold the code. Snacks may follow.

Fit & Feel:
Soft unisex tee with just the right amount of stretch—whether you’re hiking through doubt or hiding in plain sight. Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for non-believers and Bigfoot fans alike.


📏 Size Chart (Unisex)
Size | Width (in) | Length (in)
S | 18 | 28
M | 20 | 29
L | 22 | 30
XL | 24 | 31
2XL | 26 | 32
3XL | 28 | 33

💡 Width = armpit to armpit; Length = shoulder to bottom hem. For a looser fit, consider sizing up. For a fight with the dryer later, size down.

Product Details:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US•

Google Info Block:
Condition: new, Fit type: unisex standard fit, Material: cotton, ring spun cotton, preshrunk fabric, eco inks, water based ink, USA cotton, Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), Design: printed graphic on front, Production: made to order, Age group: adult, Gender: unisex, Size system: US, Target audience: adult, teen, Multipack: no, Bundle: no, Adult product: no, Customizable: no, Recycled content: no, Water-resistant: no, Pattern: graphic print, Sleeve length: short sleeve, Neckline: crew neck, Brand: Mindpop Threads, Category: Apparel & Accessories > Clothing > Shirts & Tops, Customs declaration: yes

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Canine Code Cult Shirt

High Quality

These shirts are soft AF. 100% cotton on most—like a hug from someone who respects your boundaries. Heather colors contain a bit of polyester, for when your shirt wants to multitask.

AFFORDABLE

Sales codes, monthly. Regret, optional. Join the VIP list (it’s free) and we’ll drop discount codes straight into your inbox. No secret handshake. No pyramid scheme. Just cheaper shirts and mild chaos.

Perfect Gift

It says “I care,” but with sarcasm. Which is the highest form of love, obviously.

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